Not The Way It’s Supposed To Be

December 15, 2014

I couldn’t believe my dumb luck. It’s winter time in Ontario and the snowflakes are falling like pinches of salt from God’s fingers, seasoning the ground for an upcoming blizzard stew. The wounded thunderbird in my driveway got weaker with every flutter, then it just died. (more…)

Life Is Hard, But Compared To What?

December 10, 2014

Life’s a bitch I’ve heard them say. Complaining about everything in life is a national pastime, with regular meetings held everywhere from Starbuck’s sofas to St. Matthews parking lots, on phone calls and blog posts and headlines and bedrooms and boardrooms and practically anywhere at least two people get together. We constantly complain about life and everything in it. (more…)

Money Is A Talent Scout

December 5, 2014

To receive a pat on the back for doing a good job, you have to actually get caught doing a good job. The only way to get caught doing a good job is to always be doing a good job. And by good I mean A+, 100%.

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Invisible But Valid

November 22, 2014

You’re afraid he may leave you, I get it.  Even though he treats you like cow dung much of the time.  People are dismissive and call you stupid. It’s easy to waive off any explanation of why someone would stay in a situation like that because they are not the sum of all the experiences

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Do You Suffer From A.S.S?

July 2, 2014

Why couldn’t the Terminator’s name be Smith? Arnold Smith, the Terminator. Makes perfect sense to me. But nooo, he had to use Schwarzenegger as his last name.  Holy North Dakota!  Schwarzenegger!

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The Illusion Of Our Separateness

June 24, 2014

What if I told you, “you’re not the same as that drunkard man on the street, but rather YOU ARE that drunkard man on the street.” What if I told you we are all pieces and dimensions of each other?

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